Subsidized Story Time / Favorite Friend Quote of the Day

I work in a condominium building that is really old. Either the heat is on in the entire building or the air conditioning is on in the entire building. Due to the temperatures raising the last couple of weeks, we had turned the air conditioning on. The temperatures are going back down for the next few days and this old lady that lives upstairs just came in and got mad at us.

Old lady: "It's is freezing upstairs!! You all need to turn the heat back on or I'm going to catch a cold!!"
(FYI: The maintenance guy goes up into her apartment and the room temperature is 75 degrees. She is not "warm" until it is at least 80. Wow. Also, you can't get the full effect of this story until you hear and see the woman. Lewis will have to act it out for you one day.)

*After she leaves*

"You know, you can't catch a cold from being cold. You actually have to inhale the illness."

-Lauren Onan