Monday, December 31, 2007

Things I Learned From Watching Buffy

(These are all comments people have posted on a Discussion board on the "Addicted to Buffy" Facebook application - of which I am enthusiastically a part of.)

Always trust your spidey sense
Fire bad, tree pretty
To read makes the speaking English good
The big moments are gonna come - that's when you find out who you are
When scary things get scared - not good
Love makes you do the wacky
DON'T EAT BAND CANDY
There is no problem that cannot be solved by chocolate... except barfing
A cranky slayer is a careless slayer
There's nothing like getting your ass kicked to make your ass hurt
What you're doing can usually be summed up in five words or less
There are no ingredients in a twinkie that a human can pronounce
If a friend is acting weird, check for hyena possession and/or body-swapping
All monkeys are French. And mock you with their pants
The stake is not the power!
You too can save the world with your mouth
Never underestimate the power of a broken crayon
It's the computer age. Nerds are in.
The real question is never if you can lead but can you follow
Your nips will tell you how nippy it is
Everyone dreams about the cheese man

2 comments:

hannah said...

OMG I LOVE IT!

Anonymous said...

Things I've learned from watching Buffy:

NOTHING ever good happens in a locker room.

Buffy never eats. Ever. And if she does put something in her mouth, she never swallows. What's up with an anorexic superhero?

Beer bad.

It's okay to be 27 and still in high school.

When Giles sings, girls swoon (including me).

If you want to be a principle of Sunnydale High, prepare to be eaten.

Love spells always end badly.

Witchcraft is a drug that you don't want to mess with.

xoxo

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