Cinemash - Dirty Dancing

Lewis & I are watching Paper Heart right now & while I was looking at stuff for the movie, I found this! We laughed a lot!

Big Bang Theory: Leonard Nimoy

This is me & Lewis' favorite scene of Big Bang Theory so far!! We loved it!!!!

Buffy Shuts Down Edward Cullen

I laughed a lot when I watched this. Hope the Buffy fans enjoy!

Videos of the Day: Dancing Kids

So Britney Spears' sons are pretty cute dancing to Toxic...

Britney Spears' Sons Dance to Toxic (Part 1) from Britney Spears on Vimeo.

But this boy is my absolute favorite!!!

Video of the Day: Joe Jonas

Brooke posted this on her blog. It's hilarious!

I Love You, Man Outtakes!

I thought this movie was completely hilarious! I'm seeing it again this weekend with my husband and some friends! I think Paul Rudd & Jason Segel are so funny!!

Michael Cera's response to Christian Bale

Since I know that a couple of my friend's younger daughters read my blog, so I have to at least give a warning that there is "offensive language" in this video. FYI

David after the Dentist - Hilarious!

Freaking Awesome

Cadbury Eyebrows from Nils-Petter Lovgren on Vimeo.

This cracks me up so much! I can't watch it without laughing!

On Bush's last day in office...

Top 25 Bushisms of all Time

Bless his heart, he was not the best public speaker.

My favorites are:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."—Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."—Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."—Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet."—Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."—U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 3, 2000

"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."—CNN online chat, Aug. 30, 2000

"They misunderestimated me."—Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000


There's also a video at the link above.

People Who Deserve It

I actually just thought this was really funny.

People Who Deserve It: Socially responsible reasons to punch someone in the face.

Breaking the Chains

I laughed really hard. I get so tired of these emails he's referencing! (Source: Stuff Christians Like)

Dear (friend, turbo religious relative, lady at church that somehow got my email address),

It’s great to hear from you. It’s been (a month, a week, about 30 seconds) since you last included me on an email forward. This one was (funny, poignant, gross). I was unaware that there was a poem written by a five-year old that answered the question (does God cry?, do animals go to heaven?, were there unicorns on Noah’s ark?).

I appreciate you sharing the (official prayer for marriages, the real meaning of Flag Day, lyrics to the Christmas Shoes song).

Had I known that (Jesus would bless me if I sent this email to seven people, a politician was trying to do that, kitten photos could be combined so perfectly with Bible verses) I would have immediately notified everyone I know as well.

I look forward to (signing that online petition, praying for a hoax that was exposed on snopes.com in 2004, or unleashing the waves of righteous fury you hinted at).

I’m not completely convinced that (a new movie, a new song, a new dance craze) is officially the fourth horseman of the apocalypse but I appreciate your passion to root out that last elusive equine harbinger of the final days.

Thanks again for the email. I look forward to many more. In the meantime, I’ll be reading stuffchristianslike.net. That guy needs some serious prayer and if you read the site seven times you get new rims on your car. I don’t know how he does it, but you’ll be sitting on 20s before you know it and like TI can just live your life.

Side hugs and Razzle Dazzle

(Insert your name)

p.s. I’ve included the recipe for miracles which I found online as an added bonus. Enjoy:

Ingredients:
1 part of knowing who you are
1 part of knowing who you aren't
1 part of knowing what you want
1 part of knowing who you wish to be
1 part of knowing what you already have
1 part of choosing wisely from what you have
1 part of loving and thanking for ALL you have

Instructions:
Combine ingredients together gently and carefully, using faith and vision. Mix together with strong belief of the outcome until finely blended.

Use thoughts, words and actions for best results.

Bake until Blessed.

Give thanks again

Yield: Unlimited service

YouTube Videos

Let's just start the day off right...

Cute little kid who doesn't speak English singing Hey Jude!



Ever gotten Rick Roll'd?? Check out the Barack Roll!

Justin Timberlake on SNL

Paul Rudd was the Host, but Justin Timberlake stole the show!



He also did a dance-thing in a leotard with Beyonce. I can't find a video of that!!

High School Musical 3 Bloopers

You know, because it's funny.

Favorite Friend Quote of the Day 11/5/2008

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"I don't understand how people think global warming isn't real because it's November and my ass is sweating."
-Brooke Showalter

Just to Brighten Your Day

If this happens on Dancing With the Stars, I'll start watching! haha

Thanks, Sara for the tip!

McCain on Letterman

I didn't watch it, but apparently McCain gracefully made an appearance on the David Letterman show after "snubbing" him in September. He says he "screwed up."

I'm happy when the candidates can laugh at themselves and just deal with things.

More Stuff Christians Like links

(World's Largest Side-Hug)

His site is HILARIOUS.

It makes me happy to read his posts. They're so funny!

Hand Raising Worship - The 10 Styles
Crazy Rapture Products

Travis' Wedding Band

Travis sent me a hilarious email today about his search for a band for his wedding. I have copied the best parts along with the videos below. (Also, he talks about where I work and I have deleted the name and replaced it with ******. Just, you know, for privacy.)

Check these out...



As we all know the most important aspect of marriage is a killer wedding band... So when in search of the right band for the Nuptials I recalled my brief stint as ******’s unofficial interview coordinator and applied the same skills that brought you employees like April, Crystal, Brian, Lisa and Buster.

First we drafted a small list of possible bands...

First I found the high regarded post metal ballad band “Pick Your Poison” out of Alpharetta GA.

Now PYP has it’s downside (none of which I have been able to find) but they may be too “in yo face” for a wedding like mine... I was always very reserved you’ll remember.

So I made my next contact... Sonseed out of Southern Cal.

Now I am not sure if this band is still together/alive.. But their ability to rhyme any known English word to any other word is spellbinding. Plus their use of synth guitars literally melted my face off.

Then there is the fact that my wedding is somewhat close to Christmas... So what better to bring cheer to our holy matrimony than to have some Holy vocals... Brought to you courtesy of Steve Moscowitz.

I believe his brilliance is apparent.

Then I was introduced to Reggie Six Pack by some guy at a bus stop...

He is obviously our front runner.

And finally, on my last cycling tour of Tokyo I met acclaimed recording artists YingYang. They have the catchiest jam I have ever heard... OMG.

Plus they have dance moves that would make Chris Brown change his name to Doogie Houser.

Once we complied this list we put all the candidates through rigorous testing.

Test 1... The endurance test.
Each hopeful band was asked to get in my car... Then I drove them to a sketchy neighborhood... And I let them out... Then I drove home and watched re-runs of Saved by the Bell. The next day I could only find YingYang, Steve Moscowitz, PYP and Sonseed... Reggie Six Pack obviously backed out.

Test 2... The dreaded penny test.
I dropped a penny on the floor and told them if they picked it up I would hit them with a 2X4... This would show me a whole gamut of important facts I needed to know about them.

1. It would show me their tolerance for pain... What if they sprain an ankle mid-wedding... Are they going to quit... Will I get my deposit back?
2. It shows me if they scare easily... What if my uncle Mike gets really drunk and tries to fight them? Are they going to fight back? If not will they press charges?
3. It shows me how eager they are for money. This way I know if they ask for $1000 and I give them 1000 fruit snacks whether or not they will become angry with me or just be happy with what they have.


Well I got bored of this test after the amount of questions they asked... All of which involved my motives and criminal record... So I hit them all one time on the leg.

So after all of these tests most all of my candidates asked for me to fly them home... I said no and dropped them off at the bus station... All of the candidates besides YingYang... They don’t speak English so I kept them... I think they know what’s going on but who really knows? Am I right or am I right? Anywho... YingYang is my wedding band and me and the boyz (that’s what I call them now) couldn’t be more stoked... By the way... We have a secret performance planned for Natalie... So don’t spoil it... Here is a preview... Enjoy!